well, how did you get here?

Sometimes the google searches crack me up.

prodromal labor, 36 weeks 50% effaced, 38 weeks fingertip dilated: Don't hold your breath. But don't unpack your bag, either. Is there anything more maddeningly ambiguous?

shangra la diet, diet hoax shangrila: it's not a hoax! 70 pounds and counting. I just bought my first bikini, and my first legitimate size 6. I never stopped indulging in cookie dough whenever I felt like it. It's surreal.

adoption posts: Lots, right here.

jul site:wetfeet.typepad.com, thumbscre.ws jul: I think you're looking for her.

bright green breastfeed poop: Sometimes that happens when there's a foremilk/hindmilk imbalance. Try to feed on one side for a whole feeding to make sure the baby is getting hindmilk.

throw up yellow liquid during 1st trimester: It's probably bile. That happened to me in m pregnancy with E, the only time I had morning sickness, and it was so very foul.

pinking shears haircut: It's probably a really bad idea. If it was a good idea, stylists would have pinking shears in their little bags, wouldn't they? But still, I'm intrigued.

becky fart roseanne: Ha! I love that episode.

when a women is in her early stages of being pregnant does her pie smell like milk?: Whaaaa?

it feels lke lightning running through my veins every time i look at you: Oh yes, the David Gray song that makes me cry like a baby every time I hear it.

can you use curtain rings to make baby slings: I suppose you could, but it wouldn't work very well, and they aren't safety tested for that. Try these instead. They rock.

wording for dear birthmother letter, what should i say to the birthmother? How about "I'm really sorry". And mean it.

gap nursing bra: they rock. I had a few.

pregnant and craving v-8: Drink up! At least your not craving cookie dough. Or chalk.

labeling birthmothers bm: Ew. Don't.

squirmy worms on floor of wet basment: Uh, okay.

saturn returns 1977: Oh yes. Isn't it fun? But it's almost over.

messy people, weird neighbors: Guilty on both charges.

ready for second baby: Are you ever? Is anyone?

intimate cuddling: Sure. But I'll still kick you out in the morning. And I probably won't return your phone calls either.

Comments

[Jenna]

I love this kind of stuff. I have some RANDOM stuff that people use to get to either blog. It's all very amusing. That said: Gap nursing bra? *waddles off to investigate*

[MamaBear]

I think the "bm" in question stands for "breast milk?" (Not... that other thing.)

[Timothy Fish]

How did I get here? Well I didn't type in any of those. Actually, I came because another site linked here. I know some of those are a little strange, but I find the information coming from the search engines to be useful on my own websites. It tells me a lot about the kind of people who are finding my site. If they are searching for information about a topic that is related to the site then I feel that I am doing my job, but if I am getting a lot of stuff that is way off base then my content is not reaching my intended audience.

Timothy Fish - Author of Searching for Mom