I could have sworn I was going into labor yesterday.
But I'm still here.
Uterus quite relaxed and non-contracty today. The baby feels about ten times bigger than this time last week. I have officially entered the realm of Goddamn Uncomfortable. Can't sleep. Can't eat more than three bites. Can't go an hour without visiting the loo. Nearly uncontrollable urge to tell random people to SHUT.UP.
I'm trying not to get obsessed, really.